Rain Gear

Is there anything more winsome than skipping around in a drizzle wearing wellies and carrying a charming umbrella?

Highly doubtful.
New York Magazine's Rain Gear Shop-A-Matic.

This, however, does NOT count as winsome NOR charming.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the $700 umbrella.



BEHOLD its blandness.
EXPERIENCE the generic.
FLAUNT your disposable income.
TAUNT the working class.